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50+ Funny and Romantic Text Messages

SMS Texts / October 8, 2021 / Wright Jr.

These are Funny Text Messages You Can Send To Your Loved Ones.

Funny Text Messages To Your Loved Ones

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Everyone, except me, wants to become a millionaire. I want to become a billionaire.

I’m so sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are!… I didn’t know I’ve influenced you that much!

Others say life is unfair. Well, it’s true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?

If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE=you;
SWEET=you;
THOUGHTFUL=you;
GOOD LOOKING=you;
GORGEOUS=you;
LIAR=me!

Hilarious Text Messages

Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?

When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old.

The only person who can make her smile is a dentist.

Looks may capture the eyes but it’s the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!

Comical Text Messages

Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.

How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second – umn … I forgot na!

Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there’s only one life vest, I’ll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I’m gonna miss you for sure!

Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say “I’ve been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now.” I was touched until I heard him say “I wish she knew.”

I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world’s no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won’t let you down.

Romantic Joke Text Messages

If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you… But I’m happier each time I send you a message ‘coz I know I’ll be disturbing you!

If they say “Good looks could kill”, then please don’t look at me! I don’t wanna see you die!

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That’s why I have decided to stop – to stop reading newspapers.

Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That’s why.

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

Jokes Text Messages

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. But if rain really makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?

Whenever I hear people say something bad about you, like when they say that you are not cute enough, I would always come to your defense and say “She’s trying to be one naman a!”

I hate blackout. Never mind the arson, never mind TV and stereo, never mind the internet. But if I could not recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting, that’s another point. I hate blackout.

Every time I hold her hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always slaps me on the face.

Learn to appreciate art,” I told my girlfriend. She said, “How could I appreciate you, then?”

You’ve got sex appeal, you’ve got style, you’ve got intelligence, and you’ve got class. You’ve got the face and you’ve got the body but I’ve got the wrong number… Sorry!

We hate others for imitating us. We are irritated by their attitude.

Try some of this and know that your relationship is unstable.

My better friends, them don warm you and na beg I dey beg una, if you try send this kind message to your personal person, wetin you see, make you use your hand carry am. Me I no dey o!

The matter no finish for there, as I say make I complete the laugh wey
the messages dey give me na there again I come see another treat, wey themcarry from tellyouall.

Extra: 250 Romantic Nicknames For Your Loved Ones

Give your snookums a new romantic nickname? Below is a list of 250 of the most popular romantic nicknames! From Lover Boy to Sweety Cakes, we’ve got you covered! Don’t Forget: When choosing a nickname for your partner, make sure it has some special meaning for the two of you.

All Mine
Angel
Angel Baby
Angel Bunny
Angel Eyes
Angel Face
Angel Girl
Babe
Babes
Baby
Baby Angel
Baby Bear
Baby Boo
Baby Cakes
Baby Doll
Baby Doodle
Baby Face
Baby Girl
Baby Love
Babycheeks
Babylicious
Bad Kitty
Beautiful
Big Daddy
Big Guy
Big Kitty
Blue Eyes
Boo Bear
Boo-Boo
Boogie Bear
Boy Toy
Braveheart
Bright Eyes
Brown Sugar
Bubba
Bubbles
Bunny
Buttercup
Butterfly
Butterscotch
Canoodle
Captain
Captain Underpants
Care Bear
Cheesecake
Cherry Pie
Chickadee
Chocolate
Chocolate Bunny
Chocolate Drop
Cookie
Cool Breeze
Cowboy
Cuddle Bear
Cuddle Bug
Cuddle Bunny
Cuddle Cakes
Cuddles
Cupcake
Cupid
Cuppy Cake
Cutie
Cutie Pie
Cutiehead
Darling
Darlington
Dear
Dearest
Dearest One
Dearheart
Deep Waters
Devil
Dimples
Doll Face
Doodle Bug
Dove
Dreamlover
Firecracker
Firefly
Fluffy
Goose
Gorgeous
Gumdrop
Gummie Bear
Handsome
Hon
Honey
Honey Bear
Honey Bee
Honey Bunch
Honey Bunny
Honey Buns
Honey Lamb
Honey Lips
Honey Love
Honey Muffin
Honey Pie
Honey Plum
Hot Honey
Hot Mama
Hot Stuff
Hotcakes
Hottie
Hubby Wubby
Ironman
Kit Kat
Kitten
Lady Bug
Lemon Drop
Little Kinky
Little Mama
Little Monkey
Little Muppet
Lollipop
Love
Love Angel
Love Bear
Love Bug
Love Heart
Love Muffin
Love Nugget
Love Sponge
Loveable
Lovealump
Lovebird
Lover
Lover Boy
Lover Bunny
Lovey Dovey
Lovie
Luvs
Mami
Merlin
Mi Amor
Mistress
Monkey
Muffin
Munchkin
My Angel
My Beloved
My Buttercup
My Heart
My King
My Lion
My Love
My Lovely
My Queen
Papa Bear
Papi
Passion Fruit
Petal
Poohbear
Pookie
Pookie Bear
Precious
Precious Angel
Precious Princess
Pretty Lady
Prince
Prince Charming
Princess
Puddin’
Pumpkin
Punkin’
Puppy
Pussycat
Red Rose
Scrumptious
Sex Kitten
Sex Machine
Sex Muffin
Sexy
Sexy Bear
Sexy Kitten
Sexy Lady
Sexy Legs
Sexy Pie
Sexy Sweet Thang
Smoochie Poo
Snickerdoodle
Snookie
Snookums
Snow Bunny
Snow Pea
Snowflake
Snuggle Bear
Snuggle Bug
Snuggle Bunny
Snuggle Pooh
Snuggles
Sparky Star
Starfish
Starshine
Stinker
Stud Muffin
Sugar
Sugar Babe
Sugar Bear
Sugar Biscuit
Sugar Britches
Sugar Buns
Sugar Cookie
Sugar Free
Sugar Lips
Sugar Mama
Sugar Muffin
Sugar Pants
Sugar Pie
Sugar Pumpkin
Sugarplum
Sunshine
Sunshine
Superman
Sweet
Sweet Baby
Sweet Cheeks
Sweet Kitten
Sweet Lover
Sweet Pea
Sweet Peach
Sweet Stuff
Sweet Tart
Sweetheart
Sweetie
Sweetie Pie
Sweetness
Sweets
Sweetums
Sweety Cakes
Tadwinks
Teddy
Teddy Bear
Temptress
Tiger
Tigress
Tootsie Roll
Tulip
Tweetums
Twinkie
Twinkle Toes
Waffles
Wiggles
Witchy
Woobie
Wookie
Wookums
Wuggle Bear
Wuggles
Yummy Bear

What’s your favorite romantic nickname? Add to the list and let us know your favorites!

Mine is Babe!

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Wright Jr.

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